April 2013
2 posts
Anonymous asked: omg my school is the centre of Canada Douche
Anonymous asked: I have a red Snow Mantra, and finally figured out why I was getting funny looks when I went to Calgary. If I ever come down to balmy Ontario, it will be douche-crushing time. I'll even bring a needle and thread and sew their douchepatches to their arms.
March 2013
15 posts
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The Canada Doucheist School is...
University of Toronto!
Was there really any doubt? There were a lot of responses but none were as passionate and hilarious as U of T’s. Here are just a few of the reasons:
1. Literally birds of the same feather flock together, walk incredibly slow, and block the sidewalk so you have to push through to get ahead. 2. They wear the jacket, drink Starbucks exclusively, use only the latest...
Anonymous asked: I just want to comment on how I hate how I can't see the board during lectures because people in front of me are wearing these big-ass jackets.
Anonymous asked: where can I purchase that raptors jacket you have?
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Reader Submitted Douche
Remember, you’re only hurting yourself when you wear a Canada Douche jacket in a club.
Do girls think it’s sexy when guys wear their jacket in the club?
Anonymous asked: you guys are the fucking greatest.
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Canada Douche Contest
We always get people saying, “omg my school is the centre of Canada Douche.” And from our experience, we’ve witnessed Canada Douchery in many places so it’s hard to tell.
But since it would be hilarious to actually crown a school “Canada Doucheist,” we’re turning to the readers to help us decide.
Send your reasons or explanations as to why your school...
Anonymous asked: Spring is coming soon do you think there will still be douches rocking their gooses or mooses in mid march to the end of april? And what do you think U of T st George is the capital of Canada doucheness?
Anonymous asked: My mom bought me a nobis knowing I wasn't warm enough with my old jacket. I'm pretty sure my godmother influenced her to cause my mom is kinda cheap and it's rare for her to buy something expensive. xD Also cause her two sons have nobis jackets as well(elder son bought it for them both) P.S I was the one who asked the question about a jacket similar to CG. I also only heard about...
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Kijiji Canada Douche
So check out what this guy has, hold on… hahahahahaha, has to say about his ad:
“I have a 4 months old cana goose jacket The color is tan Comes with herry Rosen tags and receipt. Only for 350 BTW if anyone is interested you can contact me by texting me or you can call me during the weekend when I have minutes.”
Way too cool to spell out “Canada.”
I’ve...
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Reader Submitted Douche
I rarely ever pair songs and pictures, but here goes!
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Anonymous asked: let's all make people search this site so that it shows up on drop down menu on google
Anonymous asked: y do some posts have a missing photo that is not viewable?
Anonymous asked: how can we raise the popularity of this site?
jeffdtaylor asked: Are you open to submissions?
February 2013
9 posts
niggaredcover asked: honestly love this blog; i remember when i wanted one, so i got one. then i couldn't return it cause it was over the 14 day return shit. i couldn't do anything so now i go everywhere with a puffy ass CG. i don't mind it lol, don't even care if if i get called douche bag or CD or whatever haha. i've gotten used to the fact of being called a douche and feeling like one cause...
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Canada Goose, Sports Illustrated and Kate Upton
It’s hard to deny the atrocity that is the latest Sports Illustrated magazine cover featuring Kate Upton rocking a Canada Goose jacket. But as all readers know, Canada Douche is in the market of “talking shit.” Instagram user @Furfreela can articulate it better:
“Congrats @Sportsillustrated! You’ve managed to objectify both women and animals in one photo!...
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Reader Submitted Douche
Check out this “when the duck face goes horribly wrong” Canada Douche!
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Instagram Canada Douche
God this picture is so unappealing…
Wouldn’t it be the same if she just took her hat, sunglasses, jacket and her Rock’s eyebrow and put it on the floor and took a picture of THAT?!
It would be the same fucking thing!!!
Story Time!
Let’s take a break from all the pictures and let me tell you a story:
I was standing outside of a Starbucks not too long ago and to my left this elderly man yells out the door, “Hey, you just spilled coffee all over my jacket”
Confused over what was going on, I notice he’s directing his message to this 30-something-year-old dude pushing a stroller. Stroller pusher...
Anonymous asked: Not a question; an observation. CG is not this common out west. I was living in Edmonton until last September when I moved to Toronto. I swear I see more people in a week in CG in Toronto than I did in 3 years in Edmonton. And that's saying something, because I own (and did wear during the extreme cold snaps; -50 with windchill anyone?) one of the obnoxious red ones from a stint in Fort...
Anonymous asked: Da helloooooooo can you please upload more pics :D this tumblr is awesome
Anonymous asked: I bought a jacket that wasn't CG but a different brand but about the same price, I just got it yesterday and it's warmer, comfier, and you have lifetime warranty just like CG is that bad :s?
January 2013
19 posts
Anonymous asked: not trying to be rude but why do you care? if you're judging people for wearing it aren't you equally a douche bag? not just judging but taking the time to take pictures or post pictures and write about it for YEARS AND YEARS, what do you think that tells us about YOU? if people have the money, and they're selling it in stores, let them do whatever they want. if its not hurting you...
Anonymous asked: I'm a 13 year old girl, i want to purchase a CG jacket, I live in toronto, and no I'm not a brand whore. I don't want to be considered a canada douche, should i not buy this jacket?
Anonymous asked: GOSH darnit I fugging hate these jackets. Everytime I ride the BUS aka the TTC to university and people walk on wearing these jackets, it makes me feel inferior to them cause Im wearing a cheapass winter coat from 1982 thats still warm when worn with a hoody. Anyways love your site and why do Asian people in particular the fobbish ones always seem to wear CANADA douche or MOOSE KNUCKLES like wtf?...
Anonymous asked: if I had to make quick judgements like you two are I'd say you both are liberal art students living together in toronto after recently graduated with no steady good paying job and you two probably love animal and advocate for the animal rights. I can't know if any of that is true but judging from what little information i was absorbed from reading your tumblr ( which is much more...
Anonymous asked: Keep going, keep going! Let me know if you need custom designed T-shirts for your Canada Douche movement.
Anonymous asked: Hope you realize that what you are doing is illegal, when you get fined soon!
Anonymous asked: I am not an ass-hole posing in the mirror, I don't walk around the mall dressed for Arctic exploration and I sure as hell don't live in Toronto. I live where the temperature reaches -40 and don't think a "HIKE" to the local park is a wilderness adventure. Am I allowed to wear Canada Goose? Hahaha this site kills me!
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One of the first steps in manufacturing your Canada Douche jackets…
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Canada Goose is...
multifunctional!
If you run out of toilet paper, just use the fur to wipe your ass!
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YEAH RIGHT!
Oh Jackie, you can articulate things soooo well!
But seriously, badasses don’t stop in front of mirrors to take pictures of themselves. During this whole time, as he selected the right pose and filter, a real badass would have robbed an old lady and used her credit card to get a new tattoo.
The above, is a straight up Canada Douche.
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Canada Douche Game?
“A great game a friend and I like to play is run around Toronto and baaaaahing in all the Canada douches faces.”
VIDEO OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!
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Reader Submitted Douche + Caption
“Check out these “looking like cherry bombs for Chinese new year fireworks” Canada Douches!”
Haven’t you guys learned?! It looks utterly RIDICULOUS when couples wear matching jackets!
The female, she may think it’s cute - really feel like the two of you are connecting (how romantic, right?).
But what about you, guy? What goes on in your mind when making the...
Anonymous asked: How come the updates of pics are so sparse? You used to update it a lot last year.
Anonymous asked: I'm not too sure if anyone else has posted anything similar to this, but... today while I was driving to work I stopped at a red light. I looked over to my right-side window and saw a canada goose logo against the window of the car next to me. I then looked at his car...let's just say it's probably seen better days. I'm sure the money the guy spent on his jacket could have been...
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Reader Submitted Fun
Anonymous asked: I have a serious question. So my sister told me that for my 16th birthday my mom wants to get me I CG jacket, but I never asked because I know that they are too expensive and we can't afford it. I doubt she really will buy one, but if she does, I don't plan on looking like a "Canada douche" and show off at all. And unlike where most people are from, its actually really cold...
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Reader Submitted Douche
Check out this “overly attached Canada Douche” Canada Douche!
Reference to this: overly attached girlfriend
(Sorry, kind of tired. But, please, you’re more than welcome to generate a rad meme.)
Anonymous asked: Wow, I never thought people could be so cruel. Being a douche because you're wearing a brand is one thing but saying despicable things about people with a serious genetic condition is another. That guy is downright disrespectful and deserves to be completely represented on a whole level beyond just a Canada douche. He makes the other douches look bad, and that's saying a lot. P.S. the...
Anonymous asked: This is not so much a question, but a comment: thanks for making this site. I have been hating these coats for years. My friend and I, however, call these coats "Douchepatch coats". I am glad I am not alone.
December 2012
27 posts
Anonymous asked: Do you consider everyone who wears a Canada Goose jacket a douche?
hukgwai asked: what if i told you the lookbook dude was wearing a $500+ teeshirt?
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Canada Douche Posterboy
Not to be mean but people that look like frogs scare the shit out of us.
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Urban Dictionary: Canada Douche
Yes! Immortalized on Urban Dictionary. Check it out here! Best Christmas gift EVAAAAR.
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Lookbook Canada Douche
“Heeeey Alejandro, could you colour my hair like my fur trim?”
