January 2012
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Reader Submitted Douche
Check out this never-again-in-a-million-years-will-there-be-a-picture-where-the-grandma-looks-cooler-than-the-grandson Canada Douche.
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“Do you think they’ll take my jacket as currency?”
“Hell no man, it’s fake!”
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Reader Submitted Douche + Story
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2003 douchebags vs 2012 Canada Douchebags. Who looks tougher?
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“Elmo doesn’t love you.”
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Douche minds think alike.
patrickthesheep asked: This is the best thing I've EVER seen!
dougiegilmour asked: Obviously that mail you received is bogus... There are even more spelling errors, such as "familair". Not to mention the half ass grammar. It seems that someone who's a Canada Douche was just too butt hurt about seeing themselves here. "Angered the wrong individual" is just so informal... I'd say it's one of those wannabe thug Asians who usually cuss all the time...
Good to know...
Imitation Canada Goose Jackets are made from the fur of cats and dogs! Even fake Canada Gooses are douches!
We love that 700+ tumblr users share the same...
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Check out this I’m-sure-they-all-bought-the-same-skanky-leotard Canada douches.
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Oh Crap!
This is what Canada Douche got in the mail today…
To Whomever This May Concern,
You have posted an image illegaly on your website canadadouche.tumblr.com. A (DMCA) Digital Millennium Copyright Act form has been filed and submitted to tumblr, ultradns, and mark monitor. In case you aren’t familair with this process this oblidges each of the entities to release your personal...
aqueous-tears asked: Not so much a question, but just a comment. I have no idea who submitted my photo but I find it hilarious! It gave me a good laugh. But unfortunately the caption is bothering me, so I have to make a few things clear... To the person who posted on Jan 22nd: a) I don't have kids, those are my boyfriend's cousins; b) those kids are visiting from Texas... I'd be more worried if they did...
dailydreamertravels asked: Love your blog. I also love the fact that a lot of the people who have beef with your blog and leave comments also have terrible grammar. They probably feel so violated because they really are the douches that we see every day. I have friends who own Canada Goose jackets and they love your blog too, they don't act like douches when they wear their jackets. Will you keep being awesome in your...
sanaria asked: Can we take in the fact that you take time out of your day to take peoples pictures, without permission (illegal btw), and call them douchebags because of a brand of clothing they wear. Who's the real douchebag hear?
idropthepressure asked: I had to buy a Winter Jacket this week. Opted out on the Douche for a North Face. Mostly because I didn't want to be another colour in the Canada Douche rainbow but partly because I don't want to end up on this blog for any reason.
saywurd asked: im a canadian. LUVS ITT
wondrouslust asked: HAHAHAHAH love this blog
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At least he knows Canada Goose is good for skiing.
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Kijiji Canada Douche
“It is super warm and cool looking if you like the red.”
You mean super douchey.
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Why would anyone make this as a Facebook cover photo? Fucking label whore.
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Is there going to be beef between Canada Goose and Moose Knuckles? By the way, we totally love the undercover pictures. Keep it up.
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I feel so bad for these kids; their parents couldn’t afford to buy them jackets.
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Reader Submitted Douche
Check out this I-don’t-want-to-sit-down-because-I-don’t-want-to-get-my-white-pants-and-white-jacket-dirty Canada Douche.
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Reader Submitted Fan Art
Check out this Canada Douche fan art.
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Reader Submitted Douche
“Who needs a blanket when you have a Canada Goose jacket?”
researchdevelopment asked: You gotta mention UTSC. They have a bad case douchebaggery. Also, you're saying things everybody else is already thinking. Keep up the good work
minhavidabonita asked: ahaha! thank you so much for making this blog. i had a good laugh!
productoftoronto-deactivated201 asked: you know you dont have a social life when you create an account like this..
halfdressed asked: I told myself that I would never buy Canada Goose - and it's staying that way.
cat-0 asked: This blog is hilarious, especially the people who buy CG for "warmth" but parade around in tiny shorts making duck faces.
ecfreeze asked: Your my idol.
ahmadmossa-deactivated20120119 asked: Hi - I'm new to tumblr. How can I send you pics to upload??
pink-starlight-angel asked: The post are hilarious enough but reading peoples rage to this blog makes me laugh even harder. Like every other word is f*** or b****, thus definitively proving that they are douches that hate people with opinions. (And they have a 2 word vocabulary
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On the Streets - Hypocritical Canada douche
LMAO! A Canada douche buying vegan food at Loving Hut! It doesn’t get any douchier than this.
sadshoujo asked: holy shit, my brother actually bought that douche jacket for his dog LOL. it's hilarious when the dog wears it, he just stands there and doesn't move because it's too puffy and restrictive ahahahaha
lemurnel asked: i would just like to point out the duck faces on the bathroom pictures
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Reader Submitted Douche
This Canada douche is pretty self-explanatory.
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I feel so bad for this guy that I don’t even want to say anything too harsh.
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That’s a pretty cold bathroom.
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Canada douche dogs?!
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Who is this guy saying fuck you to? People that don’t have Canada Goose jackets?
On another note, he looks way too amused by taking pictures of himself.
epiphaniesinthemorning asked: Completely agree that Canada Goose is overrated and douche-y :) & your comments are absolutely hilarious! The number of coyotes used for this freakn jacket is disgusting.
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Canada Douche Logo
Behold, Canada Douche’s impeccable art skills! Keep sending in those pictures. We’ve received a shitload of content recently and we’re currently sifting through the good ones. Stay posted to Canada Douche.
djsykkys asked: Because of your page, I had to sign up for Tumblr.... 1. I was so disturbed seeing the carcasses of the coyotes. 2. 95% of the CG wearers ARE Asians. 3. I really like the green one but I just cannot justify paying $600-$1000 for the short amount of time I wear a winter jacket. I have a snowboarding jacket that cost literally less than $200 and its just as warm as a $1000 jacket. Also, one of the...
dafung asked: Where can I send you a picture?
“follow us on twitter @canadadouche”
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Reader Submitted Douche
Check out this fuckin’ Canada douche connection!
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Canada Douche Trade
Trading a jacket for a phone seems odd to us. But that’s just us.
