January 2012
140 posts
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No way, a bag?!
Check out this comes-with-a-Sporting-Life-bag Canada douche. This one’s rare.
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Reader Submitted Douche
Our reader spotted this couple at the hospital waiting for five hours. Apparently they needed a doctor to surgically remove their jackets.
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Reader Submitted Douche
“Which ones match my douche?”
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Reader Submitted Douche
Check it these yet-again-another-too-cool-to-take-off-their-jackets-in-the-club Canada douches. It must be our lucky week!
bzgz asked: I personally have nothing against people with goose jackets. If they have the money to afford such a jacket, then they should have the right to buy and wear one. What I am wondering all the time is how some of these people can wear a goose jacket indoors... while I'm sweating with my hoodie on.
dougiegilmour asked: I truly applaud you for offending people with your blog (more specifically, that last guy). I also applaud you for being able to survive Winter without jackets (unless you live in a place where it's always warm)
ready-set-fuckyou asked: youre a little punk ass bitch hiding behind a fucking computer. you know that if you show yourself, youre gunna get your ass beat!!!! stop being a little bitch and let people know who you are, then see what happens. stupid ass fag. i bet you only made this blog cuz you hate the fact that you cant afford a goose. walmart clothing wearing, computer screen hiding, bitch ass looking mother fucker....
idareyouidareyou asked: This blog is absolutely hilarious! And just commenting on the link posted about the coyote cruelty, anyone saying they kill humans are absolutely ignorant, I'm from the country and they basically lived in my 'backyard' they are harmless, what Canada Goose is doing is appalling.
whenhesmiles asked: how do i submit a picture?
ytfcvbnkiuy asked: P.S. This is a great blog.
ytfcvbnkiuy asked: As a former canada goose owner, I have to admit that these jackets are as warm as you can buy. For $300 regular price, my jacket was a gem, for $600 I don't know where peoples' reasoning is
alexislikesalexis asked: This blog is great :)
hood-nigga-4-lyfe-666-satan asked: that last guy was pretty big.. geez, he almost sound't serious.
ready-set-fuckyou asked: yo bitch, the one in the pink with the ice tea just finished a fucking photo shoot. so fuck you!!! and at least shes going somewhere with her life, unlike you posting up other people's picture trying to make them feel bad. thats fucking sad... you gotta make others feel like shit to make yourself feel bigger or better? honestly, you're the true douche here...
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Reader Submitted Douche
“Fuck pants! My Canada Goose is hot enough!”
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Reader Submitted Douche
Really? A whole fucking album of you frolicking around in Canada douche? Nobody wants to see that! The sender actually sent us two photos, which means there are more fucking pictures!!!
And we stopped midway applying duckfaces because there are just way too many… stupidness.
unicorns-n-rainbows asked: what if my favourite colour is red?
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Desperate Canada Douche
Check out this desperate caps lock Canada douche.
1) Stop yelling at me. Why? Why are you yelling?
2) Does this motherfucker not know how to separate clauses?!
3) “TEXTS WILL GET YOU A FASTER RESPONSE I NEED IT.” This guy is so desperate he can’t even talk to people.
4) He’s going to pick up ill so be careful!
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Not a Canada douche
He’s ready to leave the hood. Get it?!?!
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The Po Po
Ohhh nooo, the Canada Goose police. So those that sell fake jackets aren’t serious?
