February 2012
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Reader Submitted Douche
Check out this three-different-pictures-in-the-bathroom-means-you-were-in-the-bathroom-for-too-fuckin’-long Canada Douche!
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Reader Submitted Douche
Question: Why do guys insist on wearing their Canada Douches inside clubs?
I mean, isn’t it best to have the least amount of layers in case of brushing up with females? Right?
Ponder that.
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Reader Submitted Douche
Yeah we see you’re not wearing a shirt under your Canada Douche during winter but we’re not going to make a funny comment about you. LOL… airplane.
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Reader Submitted Douche
“Oh my god, I have to take a shit!”
“Good, I’ll go with you. I need to take a picture of myself!”
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Reader Submitted York University Meme
*Posted before but without the meme.
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Reader Submitted Douche
YES!!! I TOTALLY FOUND IT!
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Reader Submitted Douche + Caption
“I hope he noticed my shirt.”
Look ya’ll, the guy from Popular Mechanics for Kids Douches!
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Reader Submitted Douche
Check out this defeats-the-fuckin’-purpose!!! Canada Douche!
Why on Earth is he wearing sandals? Not only that, he even rolls up his pants for extra cold to attack. I just don’t get this. Unless he flew from his car to the restaurant then this is just moronic.
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Reader Submitted Douche
Wake up.
Bathroom.
Shower.
Get dressed.
Put on makeup.
Put on jacket, purse and sunglasses.
Pose in front of mirror and say “two,” “peace” is the other way.
Go out. Or stay in?
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Reader Submitted Douche
When I was loading this picture on my macbook it started lagging. Even my macbook recognizes Canada Douches.
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Reader Submitted Douche Activity
If you need street parking and you can’t find a spot, move the safety pylons from the street and make your own parking spot!
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Reader Submitted Douche
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG… wong.
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Reader Submitted Douche
Who wants to bet this guy used this picture as a Facebook profile pic?
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Reader Submitted Douche
If you’re looking for a way to stand out from the group, keep your jacket on indoors. Girls totally love that. It says, “I only have enough money for either coatcheck or a drink. I choose drink.”
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Reader Submitted Douche
Whoooa look at this superstar! Different bags. Different shoes. Different jeans.
BUT THE SAME JACKET!
Not a superstar after all.
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Reader Submitted Douche
Behold pigeons, it is your LEADER!
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Reader Submitted Douche
I’m awfully tempted to talk about his facial expression but I think you guys could come up with your own jokes but…
Usually black and white makes things look cool. But that isn’t the case here. We can’t tell what colour his Canada Douche is! I bet it’s yellow.
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Reader Submitted Douche + Caption
“Canada Goose looked douchey even 15 years ago on Backstreet Boys.”
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Reader Submitted Douche + Caption Idea
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Reader Submitted Douche
Oh geeeez, these guys are trying to look so tough in this picture.
But in reality… (from top-left)
He’s got the hands-in-pocket pose and that is definitely a gangster pose.
I don’t know why Mr. Plaid isn’t wearing a jacket. Probably too cool for a jacket.
This guy, bottom-left, which in all honesty is the only Canada Douche here, is praying his picture doesn’t...
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Reader Submitted Douche
You know how makeup covers imperfections and blemishes? Well Canada Goose covers up a lack of fashion sense.
Unless looking like marshmallows is fashionable.
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Reader Submitted Douche
I guess we should be grateful Canada Douches aren’t as asshole as the below douches.
Or are they?
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Reader Submitted Story - Gangsters
So let me tell you a story… These two girls are probably the vainest most bitchiest two girls you will every meet. They stroll around richmond hill wearing their amazing holy grail gooses, and they think it gives them permission to stop random people in the street and go “hey you, watchu grillin at? wanna beef?” and get a bunch of really tiny asian fobs that think they’re...
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Reader Submitted Fan Art
Wow, the Wal-Mart photo frames are really stepping it up.
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Reader Submitted Douche
Check out this Canada Douche connection.
Is this the same guy that tried the Canada Douche robbery at Cedarbrae mall? I suppose if you can’t get it from fairly-sized Asian guys you could always steal it from teenaged girls.
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Reader Submitted Douche
So it looks like this guy is on the TTC and I’m wondering why nobody stopped this hipster doofus from doing this… On public transit… In front of, presumably, many people. Well I guess whatever helps to pass the time.
Canada Douches sure are an artistic group of douches.
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Reader Submitted Douche
The obvious choice in this case as to which arm to use? WELL THE ONE WITH THE LOGO OF COURSE!!!
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Reader Submitted Douche
Apparently this submission wasn’t modified whatsoever.
A bunch of Canada Douches lining up to buy truck-meat and the truck-meat guy puts failed on his little truck screen. Ergo, even the truck-meat guy thinks these girls are Canada Douches and when the truck-meat guy judges you, whooooa, you know you’re a serious douchebag.
Let’s hear it for the truck-meat guy!
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Reader Submitted Douche
Pooooor guy. He’s sitting there minding his business but little does he know he’s having his picture taken to send to Canada Douche.
Geez his jogging pants with that jacket - I just can’t stand it.
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Reader Submitted Fan Art
Canada Douche Scumbag Steve edition. Very, very rare.
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Not A Canada Douche
We haven’t had “Not a Canada Douche” in awhile. I just hope they’re on their way outside.
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Reader Submitted Douche
Here we have a clear example of Canada Douchery. It doesn’t matter what your facial expression is or who you are, as long as the Canada Goose logo is visible. Come on, the white bar is DIRECTLY COVERING HER FUCKING FACE!!!!
COME ON!
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Reader Submitted Douche
“Man, I look so good walking down the street I need to stop and take a picture of myself.”
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YO!
Check back tonight as Canada Douche will have a massive update. Did your picture make the cut?
alexislikesalexis asked: I called my friend to tell him that he's been on here, twice (the starbucks picture and the V-formation) and he screamed "I'M TUMBLR FAMOUS!" on the bus. He was so happy to be a Canada Douche :P
xstarshine asked: Hey you guys, I made a tumblr account just to say this! c: I just want to say that I find it hilarious when people try to defend themselves with poor English or use empty threats against you guys. Anyways, thanks to you guys a lot of my friends who bought CDs are afraid to wear them 'cause they don't want to be publicly humiliated on this blog. xD Sorry for the long post; love you...
i own a goose and i love my goose but i think i love your blog more! :) <3 — sushiii
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Reader Submitted Douche
Can you spot the two Canada Douches?
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Reader Submitted Douche
“Mmmmm, these gloves are yummy.”
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Reader Submitted Douche
“Bitch don’t know I be spittin’ in her palm!”
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Reader Submitted Douche
“Everyone on the bus will notice my financial pee-prowess when the bus arrives.”
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Reader Submitted Facebook Story
Don’t you just love how this guy thinks he’s a G? The thieves were probably like 14.
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Reader Submitted Story
I am forever confused by the parents who allow their kids to buy these expensive jackets. With the current speed of trends (ie. UGG, Hunter, Canada Goose, Mooseknuckles, etc.), I’m totally expecting young adults/ teens in like five years to not know what the true purpose of a savings account is.
And to those Asians (especially the Canadian-born ones) who complain about the cold and...
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Reader Submitted Douche
Check out this Mighty Ducks Canada Douche connection!
What the hell are they doing?! Why?!
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Reader Submitted Douche
“Canada Goose club wear, for girls that don’t want to carry their jackets around.”
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Reader Submitted Douche + Story
Hey Canada douche, I could not believe my eyes when I saw this man wearing his C.D, I normally don’t bother taking photos of people in C.D because well, there are just too many…but I think this one takes the cake, it’s C.D on roids, I didn’t know the logo could go that big! The standards of douche just got higher, god help us.
kor3ankun asked: So what kind of clothes do you wear? I've always wanted to know
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Reader Submitted Douche + Story
So I was at Hooters the other day and this HUGE group came in and there was this one couple with matching Gooses, so I thought of you guys, and I HAD to snap a picture! And you know whats weird? That recent submission with the couple matching Gooses where they ‘take puppy photos but wont give out’ came in that exact same night! I wanted to snap a picture of them too, but I...
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Reader Submitted Douche
Check out this wearing-a-jacket-designed-for-harsh-environments-paired-with-shoes-that-do-thet-complete-opposite Canada Douche.
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Canada Douche Rant
“Don’t you have anything better to do?”
You’ve seen this, users asking us this question and it is about time we address the issue.
Canada Douche is so sick and tired of hearing these kinds of arguments. In North America alone, 347,394,780 people use the Internet, which is 78.6% of North America’s population. Here in Canada, we have one of the highest Internet use...
