March 2012
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Suggestions?
What should Canada Douche do during the summer?
A) Keep posting pictures of people wearing Canada Goose?
B) Post pictures of regularly dressed douchebags in Toronto not wearing Canada Goose?
C) Close up shop until next winter?
D) Make Canada Douche t-shirts?
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Reader Submitted Douche
… Moments before their car crash.
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Reader Submitted Douche
Come onnnnn, Canada Goose has their own coat check!? This is madness!
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Reader Submitted Douche
In other words…
Bonfire red equals 1000% Canada douche.
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Reader Submitted Douche
Sorry fella but that owl on your shirt totally takes away from your hardcore-ness. Admit it, you listen to David Baguetta.
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Reader Submitted Douche
If only girls were this eager around… snoooooow.
(Mother nature sure is a bipolar individual. Enjoyably warm then now it’s total jacket weather. So it’s best to strike now and post the pictures we never got around to posting.
There’s been some debate around the office about what to do with Canada Douche during the summer. Send in your suggestions via gmail and be part...
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Montreal Reader Submitted Douche
Check out these Montreal edition Canada douches!
Is it just me or is there a pattern going on here? If you see the pattern, what’s next in the sequence?
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Oh stop it!
sunshineicey: “Hello , everyone,I want to learn about some good fashion blogs in Canada.It seems that there have so many blogs currently,do someone know the famous blogs about fashion,please tell me ,I will be very appreciated.”
Irbe: “http:canadadouche.tumblr.com/”
source
waybackintheday asked: lol @ the guy trying to justify his purchase, when his tumblr is "hype-fucking-beast". hypebeasts are not a good thing, people. geez
thisisnicolai asked: this blog is so stupid. Canada goose is an expensive ass jacket. yeah I have one. but that dosent make me or anyone else a douche.. Look, If you were to buy something of 600 dollars would you not fuckign wear out at as much as possible ? you also make fun of " Expensive items" your just broke af son.
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Superlative Douches
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Burn
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We Love You Too
When we see love like this, our day instantly becomes a million times better.
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Reader Submitted Douche + Caption
“Yah..I’m enjoying my outdoor smoke with my Goose on while its freakin’ 20 degrees Celsius outside!!”
Notice the girl at the back with shorts on??
Here at the Canada Douche office (my computer table), we’re getting ready and packing up for next season. I know we stated that we’ll put up the old photos from when it was actually cold but it’ll be...
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Reader Submitted Douche
I guess this guy loves our blog!
Those red shoes are a freakin’ eye sore!!!!
shoeadmirer asked: Looking attractive wearing your Hunter boots (with the big Burberry bag). Really like it. Hope to see more of you wearing your Hunters.
March 17th
Weather, so flippin’ hot! So what better time to catch those douches in the act. That, or keep sending us pictures and we’ll store it in the special Canada Douche storage place (my hard drive) and prepare for next season.
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Reader Submitted Douche
This is what happens when your Canada Goose jacket eats steroids.
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Reader Submitted Douche
With the weather being so damn warm recently in Toronto, we can’t believe that people are still rocking their Canada douches. I mean, the guy beside him is wearing a damn polo shirt. Evidently this Canada douche doesn’t watch the news…
Thaaaaat or he still wants to look like a complete tool.
Seeing as Winter seems to be behind us now, what’s in store for Canada Douche?...
anathings asked: so... i'm north american. i stumbled upon this blog while searching for something else.. what is a canada douche? is canada goose the equivalent of northface?
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Reader Submitted Sabotage
We’ve received this picture like three times, which leads us to believe that this is some kind of staged douchery. Come on, isn’t it impossible for a group of people to be this lame?
Anyways, in order to ensure that these guys don’t use Canada Douche as a platform, their faces underwent some facial reconstruction.
Canada Douche is not a jump off.
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Reader Submitted Douche
LAWLZ! Tampax for all!
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Reader Submitted Awareness
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Reader Submitted Douche + Caption
“Okay so this girl works a minimum wage job and spends all of her money on Hunter boots, Burberry bags and a Canada Goose jacket and now she’s…
like…
broke.”
If I came out to my car and saw some girls taking pictures by my car I’d totally be like, “Hey! Hey! Nooo you must centre your picture’s subject matter, okay? Here, like this.”
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Reader Submitted Douche
1) “COVER YOUR EYES!” or…
2) “Okay, those pants are just horrid. Oh and he’s wearing the ugliest colour for a Canada Goose jacket.” or…
3) “NEVER WEAR BACKPACKS WITH A PUFFY JACKET. That’s like wearing your pants backwards. It’s stupid.”
So much to say…
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Reader Submitted Douche
I don’t think I’d stand that close to someone wearing the same jacket as me; especially if standing in a lineup. Just saying.
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Reader Submitted Douche
The power of their Canada douchery is just too much to keep them standing upright.
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Reader Submitted Douche
Check out this Canada Douche love connection.
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Reader Submitted Douche
Canada Douche is calling all readers to point and laugh at this girl if you see her on the streets, mall or school. We have here the epitome of a female Canada Douche (douchette).
Also, yell out to her and say, “Nobody gives a shit about your expensive items and fake tan (reader submitted caption)!” Okay don’t yell the part in the brackets, just giving credit to the sender.
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Canada Goose: The Movie
If there was a Canada Goose movie this would be its poster. And it’s obviously a horror movie where the coyotes fight back.
(Someone make a meme for this)
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Reader Submitted Douche
What’s worse? Wearing shit-in-pants pants or wearing Canada Goose?
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Reader Submitted Douche + Caption
“This guy’s a complete fag.”
Really? Is this the best one of our readers can come up with? I’m disappointed. Either this is a practical joke on a buddy or someone genuinely hates this fella.
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On the Streets - Hot Pink
While I was driving around today, I noticed this hot pink parka wearing an Asian guy with sunglasses at the bus stop. I had a good chuckle in my head and continued driving. But then I realized, “No, this must be shared on Canada Douche!!!” So I made a u-turn back to that same bus stop to snap a picture.
I’m not entirely sure if this is a Canada Goose jacket but there is one...
