"Commemorating all you douchebags."
Anonymous asked: how can we raise the popularity of this site?
Write our blog address on tables.
jeffdtaylor asked: Are you open to submissions?
Obvi! Send it to canadadouche@gmail.com
niggaredcover asked: honestly love this blog; i remember when i wanted one, so i got one. then i couldn't return it cause it was over the 14 day return shit. i couldn't do anything so now i go everywhere with a puffy ass CG. i don't mind it lol, don't even care if if i get called douche bag or CD or whatever haha. i've gotten used to the fact of being called a douche and feeling like one cause i'm the only one in my group of friends who has one. i hate when people get offended getting called a douche cause they own1
We’re glad you’re comfortable with your Canada Douchery.
We’ve been waiting for a video like this!
Canada Goose, Sports Illustrated and Kate Upton
It’s hard to deny the atrocity that is the latest Sports Illustrated magazine cover featuring Kate Upton rocking a Canada Goose jacket. But as all readers know, Canada Douche is in the market of “talking shit.” Instagram user @Furfreela can articulate it better:
“Congrats @Sportsillustrated! You’ve managed to objectify both women and animals in one photo! Question, isn’t the SI swimsuit issue supposed to be a magazine full of supermodels wearing itty bitty bikinis?
Why on earth would SI feature real fur on the cover of their skimpy bathing suit issue?
What a baneful choice in featuring such a morally inferior company like Canada Goose. Their abominable display of animal cruelty is no secret. @canadagoose_inc is known worldwide for their cruel, unnecessary, and abundant display of animal cruelty.
Each year in Canada, over 100,000 coyotes are trapped and killed in cruel leg-hold, Conibear and snare traps. In agony and confusion, animals often break teeth and bones trying to escape. Canada Goose chooses to trap and kill coyotes, but thousands upon thousands of non-target animals (yes, even companion animals) are victims of these heinous traps. The animals have three option. Try to chew off their trapped body part. Bleed, freeze, or starve to death. Or wait in agony to be “dispatched” by the trapper. Again, this is all for a piece of decorative trim for an overpriced coat.
Please do not buy this issue and do not support Canada Goose. If you must “ooh and ahh” over supermodel’s bodies, choose a different publication. The Internet is full of FREE bathroom material, don’t buy this rubbish. (By the way SI, you can count on a strongly worded letter to the editor from yours truly)”
@Furfreela hit the nail on the head with “managing to objectify women and animals in one photo.” Canada Douchery is all fun and games, yes, but when you break it down and look at what hundreds of thousands of animals go through just so that stuck up douchebags can look “fly,” that’s just disgusting. It’s about time consumers thought more about the BRANDS they CHOOSE to represent.
Instagram Canada Douche
God this picture is so unappealing…
Wouldn’t it be the same if she just took her hat, sunglasses, jacket and her Rock’s eyebrow and put it on the floor and took a picture of THAT?!
It would be the same fucking thing!!!
Story Time!
Let’s take a break from all the pictures and let me tell you a story:
I was standing outside of a Starbucks not too long ago and to my left this elderly man yells out the door, “Hey, you just spilled coffee all over my jacket”
Confused over what was going on, I notice he’s directing his message to this 30-something-year-old dude pushing a stroller. Stroller pusher responds, “Oh did I? Sooooooorry. But you don’t need to be a fucking DICK ABOUT! SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!!!”
The elderly gentleman, looking confused, retreats back into Starbucks.
What does this have to do with Canada Douche? The stroller pusher was wearing a Canada Goose jacket.
I think this story speaks volumes to someone’s Canada Douchery…
1. Respect your elders.
2. Don’t swear around the babies.
3. Calm the fuck down Canada Douche! It was YOUR bad. Are you really that almighty that you can’t admit your fault and respond like a civil human being?
Sickening.
Anonymous asked: Not a question; an observation. CG is not this common out west. I was living in Edmonton until last September when I moved to Toronto. I swear I see more people in a week in CG in Toronto than I did in 3 years in Edmonton. And that's saying something, because I own (and did wear during the extreme cold snaps; -50 with windchill anyone?) one of the obnoxious red ones from a stint in Fort McMurray, AB. Turned out to be overkill there even.
Anonymous asked: Da helloooooooo can you please upload more pics :D this tumblr is awesome
Anonymous asked: I bought a jacket that wasn't CG but a different brand but about the same price, I just got it yesterday and it's warmer, comfier, and you have lifetime warranty just like CG is that bad :s?
Err, it’s hard to say unless you express the brand in order to uncover whether the brand has an underlying reputation or not.
Anonymous asked: not trying to be rude but why do you care? if you're judging people for wearing it aren't you equally a douche bag? not just judging but taking the time to take pictures or post pictures and write about it for YEARS AND YEARS, what do you think that tells us about YOU? if people have the money, and they're selling it in stores, let them do whatever they want. if its not hurting you let it be. its not stopping you from living your life is it? why stress over shit you can't control? LET. THEM. BE.
Hahaha we’ve never expressed that what we’re doing isn’t douche. So your little rant isn’t exactly a revelation.
And why are we still doing it? Well if people still want content then we’ll provide it. If people are lol-ing about the word Canada Douche all over Twitter and in public, we’re going to feed that demand.
Of course our lives aren’t hindered by a jacket but it’s hard to deny the annoyance that Canada Douches exude. And since it’s annoying, it affects us in one way or another but not to the point that our lives revolve around Canada Douche. Here at Canada Douche we are young professionals and do this stuff in our spare time. Other than reading news, Facebook, listening to music, chatting, watching prawn, what else is there to do on the Internet?
OH YEAH! ENGAGE IN WEB 2.0 and blogging. The only difference with us is that it is satirical - not meant to be taken so serious. You either change the Internet world or you don’t. Why not just be happy that something like this kind of had an impact?
And we’ve been doing it for years, yeah I guess but that tells you that we enjoy sharing our opinions with the world (mostly Toronto) and as a result Canada Douche is synonymous with Canada Goose. That has to count for something right?
Now get off your high horse. Stop trying to psychoanalyze our intentions. We started Canada Douche for shits and giggles!
Anonymous asked: I'm a 13 year old girl, i want to purchase a CG jacket, I live in toronto, and no I'm not a brand whore. I don't want to be considered a canada douche, should i not buy this jacket?
13-years-old and considering buying a CD? How the hell do you have enough money for a Canada Douche jacket? When I was 13 the most expensive thing I thought about buying were those shoes that light up.
But since at your age whatever I say will have a significant effect on you, just don’t act like an ass while wearing one.
Anonymous asked: GOSH darnit I fugging hate these jackets. Everytime I ride the BUS aka the TTC to university and people walk on wearing these jackets, it makes me feel inferior to them cause Im wearing a cheapass winter coat from 1982 thats still warm when worn with a hoody. Anyways love your site and why do Asian people in particular the fobbish ones always seem to wear CANADA douche or MOOSE KNUCKLES like wtf? Moose Knuckles look sexy on a girl I have to admit but guys that wear them are so ULTRA doucheyyyyyy
Why do particularly fobbish asians wear Canada Douche and Moose Knuckles?
-Lack of fashion sense.
-Lack of asian celebrities to inspire them.
Dunno, one of life’s anomalies.
Anonymous asked: if I had to make quick judgements like you two are I'd say you both are liberal art students living together in toronto after recently graduated with no steady good paying job and you two probably love animal and advocate for the animal rights. I can't know if any of that is true but judging from what little information i was absorbed from reading your tumblr ( which is much more information you'll get from seeing a photo of someone wearing a jacket) I know i can make a safe assumption.
You should be a lawyer. You’d be a shitty one though. Just sayin’.
