Canada Douche

"Commemorating all you douchebags."
Send pictures to canadadouche@gmail.com.

Anonymous asked: Keep going, keep going! Let me know if you need custom designed T-shirts for your Canada Douche movement.

But if we let you know if we need custom designed t-shirts you will need to find out our identity in order to complete the business transaction. Ya SALTY DOG!

You go ahead and make the shirts yourself and distribute them to as many people as you can.

If we see someone on the street, in the mall, driving their car, ordering Tim Horton’s - whatever, if we see it in the flesh then we’ll introduce ourselves to that person. PROMISE!

Anonymous asked: Hope you realize that what you are doing is illegal, when you get fined soon!

Tumblr is a sharing site. People share their pictures with Canada Douche and we share them with you. Da Fuq are you talking about illegal?

Anonymous asked: I am not an ass-hole posing in the mirror, I don't walk around the mall dressed for Arctic exploration and I sure as hell don't live in Toronto. I live where the temperature reaches -40 and don't think a "HIKE" to the local park is a wilderness adventure. Am I allowed to wear Canada Goose? Hahaha this site kills me!

Yes (if you wanted something wittier then, well, sorry).

But everyone is capable of deciding whether or not they are truly a Canada Douche. We’ve been getting negative whiplash along the lines, “you’re self-righteous… who are you to decide who is a douche and who isnt?”

blaaah blaaah blaaah

Believe it or not some people like labeling themselves as “Canada Douches.” Weird, right? It is as if Canada Goose and Canada Douche are now synonymous.

And who are we to judge? We’re outsiders peeking inside the Canada Goose box.

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One of the first steps in manufacturing your Canada Douche jackets…

Canada Goose is…

multifunctional!

If you run out of toilet paper, just use the fur to wipe your ass!

YEAH RIGHT!

Oh Jackie, you can articulate things soooo well!

But seriously, badasses don’t stop in front of mirrors to take pictures of themselves. During this whole time, as he selected the right pose and filter, a real badass would have robbed an old lady and used her credit card to get a new tattoo.

The above, is a straight up Canada Douche.

Canada Douche Game?

“A great game a friend and I like to play is run around Toronto and baaaaahing in all the Canada douches faces.”

VIDEO OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!

Reader Submitted Douche + Caption

“Check out these “looking like cherry bombs for Chinese new year fireworks” Canada Douches!”

Haven’t you guys learned?! It looks utterly RIDICULOUS when couples wear matching jackets!

The female, she may think it’s cute - really feel like the two of you are connecting (how romantic, right?).

But what about you, guy? What goes on in your mind when making the decision to buy a matching Canada Douche?

1) “Boy, I’m gonna get laid ASAP!”

2) “People gonna be mad jelly of my girlfriend and I.”

3) “Shit… I’ve got to buy that jacket or else she’ll think I’m broke!”

Whatever the reason guys, if your manhood means NOTHING to you, carry on ya Canada Douches! 

Anonymous asked: How come the updates of pics are so sparse? You used to update it a lot last year.

Life gets busy my friend. Since the temperatures have dipped substantially maybe it’s appropriate to post more! Stay tuned.

Anonymous asked: I'm not too sure if anyone else has posted anything similar to this, but... today while I was driving to work I stopped at a red light. I looked over to my right-side window and saw a canada goose logo against the window of the car next to me. I then looked at his car...let's just say it's probably seen better days. I'm sure the money the guy spent on his jacket could have been used to fix his car up a bit. I just don't understand people's priorities these days.

Anonymous asked: I have a serious question. So my sister told me that for my 16th birthday my mom wants to get me I CG jacket, but I never asked because I know that they are too expensive and we can't afford it. I doubt she really will buy one, but if she does, I don't plan on looking like a "Canada douche" and show off at all. And unlike where most people are from, its actually really cold where I live, sometimes it gets down to -40 and around 3-4 ft of snow on average. Soooo what do I do?

As long as you don’t do any of this:

10 signs you’re a Canada Douche

You’ll be fine.

Anonymous asked: Wow, I never thought people could be so cruel. Being a douche because you're wearing a brand is one thing but saying despicable things about people with a serious genetic condition is another. That guy is downright disrespectful and deserves to be completely represented on a whole level beyond just a Canada douche. He makes the other douches look bad, and that's saying a lot. P.S. the ass does looks like a bullfrog.

Everyone, rub Vaseline on this guy’s jacket!!! (and face) 

http://canadadouche.tumblr.com/post/39321703291/canada-douche-posterboy

Anonymous asked: This is not so much a question, but a comment: thanks for making this site. I have been hating these coats for years. My friend and I, however, call these coats "Douchepatch coats". I am glad I am not alone.